The first exchange between me and my brother...
Me: Can I have this pie?
Him: Don't eat the strawberry cream one
That was it.
This test that has been floating around →
seblaine: hallelo: ketaminekid: aportraitoftheartist-asayoungfan: Is probably the singularly most unsettling thing to ever exist on the internet WOW that made me really really uncomfortable i feel really violated i couldn’t finish this omg i had to stop What the fuck the analysis was scary accurate.
adamusprime: i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something” and karp was like
I'm pretty sure the only reason I like Mexican...
clientsfromhell: Email from client: Client: Please can you print the attached Poster Nothing attached Second email from client. Client: lol It would help if I attached it! Nothing attached
christinachan: laurenocuma: ayeewilson: l1na: hollavivian: xxcoolstorybroxx: Swimming Level: Asian omg, lol wtf. I can’t.. what? ahahaha.
Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Jager Man... →
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loveukurt: Glee Cast - Cell Block Tango
MY FRIEND GAVE ME THESE CANDIES.
THEY’RE LIKE BLOWPOPS WITHOUT THE STICKS BUT THE GUM IS NEARLY NONEXISTENT. I’VE HAD LIKE 5 IN THE PAST 2 MINUES AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE THE GUM IS BECAUSE I’M NOT CHEWING GUM BUT I SHOULD BE RIGHT NOW SO I’M CONFUSE.D TOO MUCH SUGAR OVERALL. W AHT
sherlock don't you dare forget that milk:... →
bonaventure-: in like 4th grade there was a kid named justin time like his parents were really committed comedians they changed his last name to time to complete the joke. and everyone always asked him for the time and one day someone turned around and said, hey justin what’s the time? and…
I never realized that Trixie's friend Veronica...