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June 2012

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU REBLOG THAT STUPID TEA THING AGAIN.

WHAT WILL YOU DO. 

No seriously what will you do because this is the internet.

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twooping:

you could’ve reblogged that from me

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Superpower roulette, the page you get is your new superpower. → powerlisting.wikia.com

I got “Enhanced Smell”. 

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#you know that's right.
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#I love analogies.
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